Where Have We Been?

So, over a year without a new episode…you have every right to wonder what happened to us. Well, Sam was stung by a bee on 7/30/19 and acquired an anoxic brain injury. With this, his speech has been effected so no podcasting for a while. I know that we’ll be back on the airwaves but just a bit fuzzy on the ‘when’ aspect. Stay tuned and thanks for your patience! When we’re back, we’ll be screaming it from the rooftops!!

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Annual #1

This week we’re getting real meta and taking a look back at a year of podcasting! We talk about how things have changed, how things haven't and what we want to do in the coming year. We don’t know what we’re doing, but we’re having fun with it!


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Derp BCS Revenge

This week we’re drinking down some tasty ginger beer and sharing some stories about a few close calls we’ve had while operating our BCS tractor. Sammi has a new book she’s read and we are joined in the studio by a special guest….Derp!


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Cucumber Disagreement Thing

This week we’re sucking down some weird sake while getting you all caught up on our recent escapades. Hear about the latest farm work, new games, and new shows that Sammi may or may not watch. Also, we have our first ever disagreement on air….It’s history in the making, folks!


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DC Birthday Aqua Ramp Blend

We’re back at it with another ultra-sized episode! We’re all over the map on this one so hang on with us through farm updates, new streaming services, birthday celebrations, movies, historical houses, and more. Also, I may or may not get back to episode links, so if anyone out there has a burning desire to keep them around, give me a shout. <3!


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Prosecco Flooded Billy Batson

We’re late, but we aren’t dead yet! Join us this week as we get you all caught up on the latest happenings around the farm and hear about our recent struggle with Nature. Spoiler alert: it has something to do with water. Fear not, it wasn’t all doom and gloom! A favorite hero of ours was there to help us through the hard times…SHAZAM!


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BAD Craft

This week we have our second guest, arriving all the way from Black Mountain, NC! Randy of BAD Craft (who won our recent listener vote) stops by the studio to drink and share some insight on what it’s like to run a Beer, Art, and Desert gallery in Western North Carolina.


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Predatory Captain Headspace

Join us this week to hear more of our adventures! We've done some house painting, lost another one of our flock, saw Captain Marvel, and reached deep into our consciousness where the shadows grow long. Fly, you fools!


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Block Meat Ceiling

This week we talk about starting the first seeds of the growing season, the cursed rule of threes, some future plans for the podcast, and much more. All aboard!


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Kombucha Burn Pile Academy

Join us this time around as we play a little catch-up on things we’ve been meaning to talk about, as well as things we’ve checked off the ol’ list. Strap yourself in for some semi-punctual action!


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Tractor Spiderverse Plans

Join us this week as we take a big dive into why we're so excited about our upcoming flower season. After, we have a spoiler free talk about the Spider-Verse movie and other comic-y stuff. Time for the big Reveal!


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Budget Embroidery Shave

We’re back, baby! Join us this episode as we bring in the new year with new plans, budgetary constraints, close calls, and some nice new products as well as tease a big new farm development. Tasty!


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The Nogining

Happy Holidays! We promised a special holiday episode, and boy is it special. Hear what we have to say about a bunch of different Eggnog drinks while we hang out with our first ever guest! Three sheets to the wind!


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Fireball Snowpocalypse

You better get hyped for this episode! We’re drinking Fireball and talking our little faces off about Christmas goodies, snow days, predator attacks, Super Smash Bros., and more. Hear our tangents grow tangents. Smash!


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Whiskey Cat Lego Sleds

Join us this week as we enjoy some whiskey while talking about what we're into these days. We go from house cats, to ornament crafting, to a new Lego invention, to so much more! Woooo!


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Chicken Hawk Inn

Take off your masks and put on your headphones to listen to us talk about a little bit of farming, our recent predator scare, and some recent leisurely activities on this episode. We talk nothing of Halloween, but hope you’re having a good one. Boo!


It’s WhoDat! Gaze upon her glorious splendor!

It’s WhoDat! Gaze upon her glorious splendor!


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Hand Torch Party

We're back to some farm action on this episode! After that we discuss our Mario Party party and a most intriguing new book. High five!


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Stock Spider Vacation

We're back after a month away from the world! Listen to us talk about some of that nonsense while we drink a most fancy cider. Shaboopie!


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Final Harvest Switch Action

This week we discuss our final flower sale for the season before jumping into a big Nintendo chat.  Got time for a Prix?!?


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Egypt Kraken Bouquet

This week we talk about nearing the end of production for the season, a bouquet workshop, Egyptian cover-ups, and unveil Chicken Chat. All while drinking rum! Woot!